a note on nutella

a notella, if you will.




this type of fuckery will not abide.

1. knives are dangerous.

2. not a wise dietary decision, trainees. take note: HALF of the calories are from fat. and you KNOW if a utensil was involved, the transgressor was almost certainly not abiding by the recommended serving size.




3. don't eat and data. notice the sun terminal in the background. it's too easy to only half-attend to the task at hand if you're also spooning (or knife-ing) that delicious chocolate-hazelnutty goodness into your half-open, drooling, chocolate-smeared mouth whilst you work. young kellertonites, avoid this all-too-tempting habit from the start!